Entrance examination

• Classmate: I passed the second choice!
• In my mind: So??
• Me: Congratulations!! You're really great!!
• Classmate: How about you?
• Me: I DID NOT QUALIFY..
• Classmate: How about your second choice?
• Me: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SECOND CHOICE.. IT'S THE FIRST CHOICE THAT MATTERS!!
• Classmate: I only passed the second choice..
• In my mind: Stupid.. To be admitted in a non-quota course is so easy..
• Me: Really?? Wow!!
• In my mind: Do what you want.. You're boring..
• Me: I'll go to the bathroom first..

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I RESPECT WOMEN.: Ang BABAE parang...

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• PULIS.. Kahit hawak na niya ang lahat ng EBIDENSYA sa mundo, gusto pa rin niya marinig na aminin mo ang TOTOO. :)
• BARBIE.. Pwede mo hubaran, damitan at paglaruan. Pero tandaan mo BRO na ang TUNAY NA LALAKI hindi naglalaro ng Barbie. :)
• ALGEBRAIC EXPRESSION.. Mas MAGANDA kapag nasa SIMPLEST…

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